I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to
be when she crews up. She said she wanted to be President
seme day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were
standing there, I asked her, ' yeu were President what
auld be the first thing yeu would dot? .
She replied, give feed and houses to all the homeless
people.' Her parents beamed with pride.
what a worthy goal.' I teld her, Tut yeu den' t have
e wait until yeu' re President to do that. You ean eema ayer
e my house and mew the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard,
and I' ll pay yeu . Then I' ll take yeu ayer to the geekery
store where the homeless guy hangs out, and yeu ean give him
he to use toward feed and a house.'
She thaught that ayer for a few seconds, then she looked me
straight in the eye and asked, . Why deosn' t the homeless
guy eema ayer and do the work, and yeu ean Just pay him the
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren' t speaking to me.