Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken
won' t realize that he must first deal with the problem on THIS' side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he' s acting by not taking
on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding ‘NEW problems.
PRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take Falls, which is a part
of life, I' m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
EARGE W. BUSH : We dont really care why the chicken
crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
ll - OLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I' not
ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA : In my day we didn' t ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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LAERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
3- I COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?