Fucking anal beads, man. Let me tell you about the horrors of anal beads.
I got this girl to my room one night, right? Figured I' d take her to Pound Town and be done with it but she starts going on about the idea of anal beads. So I
agree because might as well try anything once. Turns out she' s already got them in and wants me to pleasure her by removing them.
Well, I yanked that fucker out of her gaping asshole like I was trying to start up a lawnmower. Blood and shit EVERYWHERE. Don' t go near anal beads, man.