I CPL Wiseass 10/ 02/ 12/( Tue) 20: 40: 15 No. 9
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is 2 weeks after sim training
is sgt Phillips acts like nothing is wrong
is wants to do daily room inspections at 0500 every morning
is don' t have to be in formation for PT until 0620
is i don' t get up until 0600
is door is no shit kicked at aam by sgt P
is What The Absolute Fuck!
is open door and sgt P pushes my door open mobbing my toe in the process
is looks around my room
is sgt P: ''I' m going to be inspecting your room everyday at 0500! be ready and outside of your door!"
is "ls there a jar of peanut butter around your dick? Because you are fucking nuts!"
is I' m not about to wake up an hour early for him so I plot a way to prank him so he never bothers me again
is next morning
is Get the pound on the door
is answer the door in rolled up spandex, a wig cap, a pink feathered scarf, my junk tucked between my legs, and dancing to techno
while applying chap stick to my mouth saying:
is "Would You fuck me? I' d fuck me."
is Sgt P face when
is he never knocks on my door again