The Advantages of
Masturbating over Sex
Some may not apply if you are gay)
Sex
Masturbating
Your girlfriend,
not having a dick
or clitoris, if you' re
a girl), does not know
how to do it right
without practice.
Risk of
Pregnancy
Religion doesn' t
allow you to have
sex outside of
marriage.
Your partner could
find your sexual
fantasies disturbing.
You have to worry
about both of you
reaching orgasm.
Your partner may
prefer a different
position.
Periods.
Between religion,
chastity, and
homophobia, you
don' t want to get
caught.
Your partner could
get tired of the way
you do it.
condoms.
Depending on how
you do it, you could
make quite a mess.
feel like having sex
right now."
Underage.
You can get sued and
jailed for rape.
You know how to
properly stimulate
yourself
Your hand can' t get
pregnant
Nowhere in the Bible
does it say you can' t
masturbate.
You can fulfill all your
sick sexual fantasies
by watching porn.
Your hand doesn' t
need to orgasm.
You only have to
worry about YOUR
favorite position.
Hands don' t have
periods.
Most parents won' t
disown you if they
catch you fapping.
Your hand can' t
tell you you suck.
No condoms.
You only have your
own body fluids to
clean up afterwards.
Your hand can never
refuse sex.
Your hand is always
as old as you are.
You can' t get jailed
for raping your hand.
I rest my ease.
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