The Husband Stare
A brand new store has just
opened in New York City
that sells Husbands.
When semen to cheese
a husband, they have to follow
the at the entrance:
Wan may visit this stare
There are it floors and the same
of the products increase as ttm. l
ascend the flights. lieu may choose
any item from a particular floor
er may cheese ta up ta the next floor,
but you CANNOT m back dawn
except ta exit the "
So, a Iceman gees ta
the Husband Stare ta find is husband.
The ist floor sign reads:
Hear I - These men have jabs.
The End Hear sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Haw if obs and use Kids.
The rrd ‘Hear sign reads:
Hear 3 - These men Have Jobs,
use Kids and are extremely wad leaking.
Wen," she thinks, but feels compelled
ta keep gain}
She gees ta the tth floor and
the sign reads:
Floor It - These men Haw Jobs,
use Kids, are
eood Leaking and Help with ,
mercy me!" she exclaims,
I can hardly stand itl"
Still, she gees ta the tth Hear
and the sign reads:
Hear 5 - These men Haw Jobs,
use Kids, are Gorgeous,
help with Housework and
Have A Streng Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted ta stay,
but she gees ta the can Hear
and the sign reads:
Hear 6 - the are sisiter 31, 456,
ta this floor, There are m men an this fhmw.
This fkmr exists solely as
proof that lumen are impossible to please.
Thank we fer shopping at the Husband Smell!
Te avoid gender bias charges,
the stares earner wens a New Wises Stare
just acre's the street.
The sst Hear has masses who love sex.
The End Hear has Wises
law sex and use mew.
The rrd through tth floors
have naser been visited.
Ill'
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