7 Ways to Scare your roommate:
it 1 Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While vne' re daing w.
leek at veer roommate and mutter. "Seen. seen...
2) Collect hundreds pens and pile them en nee side of the ream. Keep me
pencil en the eiher side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3) Tell veer roommate. ‘I' get an important message tor york" Then pretend to taint.
When you recover, say you can' t remember what the message was, Later en. say,
Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to taint again. Keep this enter several weeks,
4) While veer roommate is net. glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit en the flixx, held your head. and mean.
El Make a sandwich. Chan) eat it. leave it en the liner. were the sandwich.
Wait intil veer rt: -em male gets rid m it and then say,
Hey, where the heck is my sandwich ?" Complain loudly that we are hungry.
We Every time veer roommate walks in yell, ' Youre back!"
as teed as we can and dance around the teem for five minutes. Afterwards.
keep making at veer watch and saving. "Sha. Mrt' t vee be going somewhere'?"
we Talk back tn veer Rice this pies all ct a sudden, act cite Mat,
threw the new on the fdax and kick it Refuse tn clean it up, explaining,
No, I want tn watch them setter.