1. Stall Waiting
April 2, 2010 Urban Word of the Day
When you realize that you and your neighbor have
finished using the bathroom at the same time so you delay exiting the stall
a few seconds to avoid
any uncomfortable eye contact or "excuse me" s while levying the stall.
Wait period is usually until the person reaches the buffer zone of
the sink, where all normal social are .
Bob and I just flushed at the same time. I better wait a few seconds
so I dont run into him."
A single, unemployed, welfare recipient mother of six children who goes on
to have e'en more fertility treatments on the dime and gives
birth to octuplets, without any real concrete or solid plans for how she is
going to be able to support herself and 14 children.
See: Nadya Suleman.
were most large births of septuplets or more receive positive press,
including praise and free gifts, the American taxpayers are more concerned
about how they 're going pay fbr aff of Octomom 's 14 children, seeing as
how she apparently isn' t capable of paying fbr them herself,
The words spoken after a decision by zero, but before the catastrophic
mathematical monstrosity has time to destroy the universe.
universe folds itself out of exis tence"
1. Jehovah' s Witness
A group of people who' s faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their
Jehovah 's Witness: Ouch, my face feds like Kansas.
1. shirt mask
September 10, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
the part of the shirt located just below the chin one uses to filter foul odors,
instinctually used when in uncleanly bathrooms, or after a destructive
passing of gas( fart, chemical attack]
1. Duurde.. that truck stop restroom was so narsty i had to use my shirt
mask just to take a piss.
2. that fart was so pungent that my shirt mask was the only protection i had
1. Fart and Dart
September 25, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
Shit and Split
I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It' s awesome to see the
expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide
Canada' s apology for Justin Bieber. Apology accepted.
I 'm excited about the Deadmauf concert tonight.