ONLY IN AMERICA...
drugstores make the sick walk all the way ta the back trf
the stare ta get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
people order double cheeseburger; large fries, and a
they leave the big vault dittos; wide epin and chain the
pens tn the chunters.
we leave cars worth thousands trf dallars in the driveway
and put can useless junk in the garage.
we buy hat dogs in packages ten and buns in packages
they have ATM machines with Braille lettering.
they have handicapped parking at a miter skating rink.