When your cable goes out, you get bored.
When you get bored, you watch a movie.
When you watch a movie, you watch The Dark Knight.
When you watch the The Dark Knight, you want to see THEE.
When you buy tickets for THEE premiere at midnight,
they' re sold out.
When they' re sold out, you get mad.
When you get mad, you buy guns.
When you buy guns, you shoot up the movie theater
that was sold out.
Dont Shoot up the movie theater that was sold out,
Get Direct TV.