My grandpa is the shit.
This is just one story why.
So one time my grandpa
stopped by a wallmart just
to grab a few items before
going on a camping trip
How my grandpa is getting kinda old.
Re realizes that if he goes looking
far the three things he needs it' s
going to take about an hour.
Immediately upon entering he
walks up to the first cashier.
Ma' am, T am here from management
to inspect haw well our service is.
Fetch these items far me immediately.
Literally 5 minutes later
The task is complete. Here are the items.
Excellent. T' d give you a promotion,
but T' m not really from management.
Nor do T even work here.