Guys, I need to talk to you all about this.
average 18 year old.
into town to walk around.
into local shop place fer a drink.
lili. can I get a coke?"
behind cc) entertains around.
Skives me my drink, then I leek at her again.
is giving me the most amazing smile Ne ever seen.
Uh.. thanks fer the drink."
I' m walking away, I hear her say: "GOD, he was SC) cute.
into store as often as I can evanthe next few weeks.
Essentually. I asked her out.
got into a serious relationship after having months of happiness together.
time finally came to have sex.
are both incredibly nervous.
get to undressing each ether.
What' s wrong?"
we go en I need to ask you samething."
Ellie yeti Ieve me?"
C) fcourse I do."
proceed to have the greatest sex ever.
ewe sun rises as we are cuddling together.
Anon. I Ieve yeti SC) much."
fl Ieve you to."
Can I borrow seme cab momento get home?"
Sure. how much do yeti need?"
fl need about tree fiddy/'
Sure, just a . What?"
I looked at her again, when all ofthe she turned into a giant crustacean hem the Paleolithic Era.
fl ain' t givin' you , you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get ) Llr ewn goddamn maney!"