If I die, I want to be reincarnated as an elephant. Just think
about it for a second. You are so huge that nobody wants
to fuck with you and you are naturally allowed to step on
things that are smaller than you. Also, you have a perfect
memory and can live for a really long time. Furthermore,
everybody loves elephants. You never hear people say:
God, I fucking hate elephants" or "The neighbour" s
elephant shit in my yard again." It' s a foolproof plan.