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WINSTON ' VS. A MEMEBER DE PARLIAMENT
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ugly. But tonton' ow morning, I' ll be sober.
And you' ll still be ugly.
WOLFBANE AMABEL'S MOZART VS. AN ADMIRER
Admirer: Herr Mozart. I am thinking rewriting
symphonies. Can you give me any suggestions as to
how to get started?
Mozart: A symphony rs a very complex musical form
Perhaps you should begin with some simple lieder and
work your way up to a symphony.
Admirer: But Hen' Mozart, you were writing symphonies
when you were 8 years old.
Mozart: Yes. but I never asked anybody how
THOMAS REED VS. HENRI [HAY
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Reed: The gentleman need not trouble
himself. He' ll never be either.
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