The Ghost Poop
You know youve had at
least one. Ya know... the
ones that just... *POFF*
dissapear before you
even flush
so epic in some
way you need t
show someone...
or take a pie
and sove it to
show the future
kids.
The etire way
through this cruel
and awful
punishment your
thinking "When did
i eat Glass Shards?
The 'Tm Giving Birth
through my on hole!"
All I can say is:
1] Brace your self
against anything
near by like walls
and bath tubs.
2] Hold on for dear
life.
4] Give your self little
breaks between
pushes.
5] Uplode your will
moose you doel
make it.
...