Anonymous ) 05: 5021 No. ‘
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Ffriends talk me into doing cocaine
Tthink it will bring me out of my shell
shit, it worked!
Paarty like it' s 1999
clubbing/ partying over 3 day weekend
Hots of coke, no sleep, excessive amounts of alcohol involved
aactually make out with some random chick at a bar
Ffucking awesome, I' ma do these drug things more
home after 3 day bender, legitimately o sleep in 72 hours
even make it to bed, crash face first onto couch
Fredneck neighbours start having domestic 2 hours into my much needed slumber
out onto porch in the middle of winter wearing nothing but boxer shorts
WILLY( SHUT THE FUCK UP. lall. H"
redneck who is twice the size of me gives me superman death beam stare
How bout you go back inside before I beat the shit out of you and mind your own business!"
insert buzzing noise from Akira Anime'
DDING DING DING... DING... DING... DING
back inside calm as fuck, grab Samurai sword that is on a rack on top of the TV
back outside, and down steps, make it all the way to the top of the driveway before redneck male see' s me in between cursing at his wife and kicking his trash can
around the cul sack
Hump onto his car bonnet, walk up the windshield onto the roof
stares in blank amazement
l' M HIGH ON COKE, HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS, AND YOU JUST WERE ME UPI GET YOUR FUCKING WHITE TRASH ASS BACK INSIDE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
BEFORE I KILL YOU AND YOUR WHORE WIFEY! I"
Sstill wearing nothing but boxer shorts, didn' t notice before but it' s actually snowing out
Sshole street has come outside and witnessed this
ipg I 20
fredneck backs away slowly and goes inside quietly
go backto sleep
Had to pokerface for about 6 months every fucking time I saw someone from my neighbourhood.