How to become a bad ass hero
So you' decided
to end
it all?
h/ lifebelts:
How to become an hero
like a fucking champ.
Step I Make a razor wire noose!
Step 2: Stick your head in!
Step B: Cover your hands in super glue!
Note: It will take about 5
minutes for the glue to set
It now appears that you have ripper:
off your own fucking head.
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