the ONION _
g V , rapid constriction and expansion of
we long been celebrated the blowhole, various incomers-
e and for sensible tin motions, and heavy
a complex lan- tremors while they lay prone on the
n of researchers at the lab table."
Florida reported Mon- After capturing the dolphins from
T traits are markedly the ocean, Lyndell and his col-
leagues tagged them and placed
them under the intense, niggawatt-
dolphins re age lights of a lab.
holding tanks The researchers then administered
designed to test an extensive battery of tests -
the abilities and signed to measure everything from
the dolphins' to
were incapable of their aptitude for writing and read-
federative simple ing comprehension.
Dr "Dolphins have a popular repute-
tion for being excellent communing-
limited to a see page 5 A dolphin performs poorly in a University of Florida locomotion test.