I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy sonne new shoes
he is an We decided to grab a bite at the food mart.
I noticed he was watching . teenager sitting nest to
The teenager had spiked hair in all different minors . green, red,
orange, and blue. bi? dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
when the teenager had had enough, she ' asked:
What' s the matter old man. never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that a' MMI, not
make on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In Flossie all. he responded without batting an eyelid Tr"
Got stoned one and fucked a parrot. Just wondering
ifyou were my daughter."