Types of Facebookers
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Hyena
Doesn' t ever really say
anything, Just LOLS and
at everything.
Lurker
Never posts. Never comments
on your posts. Never Likes
anything... but reads
everything and might make
reference to your status if
they see you in public.
Rooster
Feels that it is to tell
Facebook “Good morning!"
every day.
Has 4, 367 friends for
NO reason.
Gamer
Plays "Words With Friends",
Mafia Wars", "Cityville",
Fagville", "The Sims Social",
Gardens of Time", etc.
ALL DAY.
Emo
Hates their life and everything
in it, as evidenced by the
somber tone in ALL of their
status updates.
Promoter
Always sends event invitations
to things that you ultimately
delete or ignore.
Thief
Steals status updates and
wall posts.
Drama Rang/(
This person always posts k l I ,
stuff like "OMG I can' t believe y . " m
this!" or "FFS they gonna b "
make me snap today!!!" A i'
in the hopes that you will ask s':, .
what happened or what' s u,
wrong... but then they never * -.
Finish telling the story. .
The News
Always updates you on what
they are doing and who they
are doing it with, no matter
how arbitrary and/ or
irrelevant it is,
Liker
Never actually says anything
but always clicks the Like
button.
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