In case of Zombie Apocalypse:
9586 of all known zombies can be
stopped by decapitation or destroying
the brain. Aim your desperate, impro-
vised weapons at the head and neck,
DO NOT SPLIT Upt
Someone WILL get killed, turn into a
zombie and the next person to see
them will go "Oh, its my friend, HI
just turn my back and OH GOD
WHY IS HE EATING MY BRAIN?!"
DO NOT USE FIRE
The onn thing worse than undead
hordes trying to eat your brain is
undead hordes trying to eat your
brain WHILE ON FIRE.