The ! iloilo Grooming and Maintenance Guide:
Shaving .
Exfoliate ewe er twice a week, it makes shaving easier, rut .
Spend en a par of clippers and
When we have wer shower, soak wer manly beard with conditioner of choice
this will soften the bristles and make fer a better shave. prepare to 53-"' 3 a load of
grooming and leek good fer the next
Shave just after yee' showered - er when we' re still in the chewer. if we
want several wars. Need a haircut? Figure out
which length werks best fer we (start at
1", then mave down until
yeu' re meet ) and spend 15
minutes going at it. Get a friend
straighten up the back fer we.
When we shave, use either gel, oil, am er conditioner
Get herself a decent wer, net a dis posable ens.
Shave with the grain - someth_. snowiy.
Rinse wer raape after each stroke
if we put yourserf, use either wet toilet paper, toothpaste, er a styptic pencil m
step the bleeding
Rinse wer face
Resupply gel, oil, foam er conditioner
Redshade, this time AGAINST the grain, fer the , -
feel.
Rinse again, with ice eead water - this will elese the peres and stop dirt getting
intp wer skin.
Liberally apply a seething aftershave balm, but den' t use
ave, it dries out wer skin.
weer off en stewey after we we it, it will last a let mengsk.
Oral Hygiene
Want to knew if wer breath stinks? Lick
let it dry, and smell it. Yes it' s
nasty. Yes it werks. Want m get rid pf the
stink? Get avenger scraper. Thatguay
crap en the bask pf wer pongee is why
wer breath smells.
Trim wer eyebrows. ear hairs and
nose hairs.
Ask wer barber I hairdresser m go
atter the edges pf wer ears and
shave veer neck,
Acne
Place a fresh clean towel en wer pillow befire
sleeping at night. Say geedqu m awe.
Plus: Afresh towel smells and feels awesome.
Skin
Use moisturizer.,
Lets pf it. Unless
we' re going for
that Scandinavian
fisherman leek.
Clothes
Forget logos. A nice fitting shirt is mere
important than the iuge placed en it,
Make sure where the seam en the mp of
the sleeves is matches where the edge
of your shoulders are, if they aren' t, it
does n' t fit properly,
Hats and shoes are the only
to this rule, because it' s hard find hats
without obvious imges, and dress shoes
are pretty mush the only shoes to eema
Keep eurpeans free of large holes. if ,
the halals) should be limited to the shins-
Absolutely no knee f thigh holes, Having
the ends of the legs frayed from nermal
wear is net only acceptable, it' s
preferred.
A pair pf pants is good fer about a week,
After that, you need to wash it.
A shirt is good for anywhere between
days, depending en whether er not we
were sweating in it.,
Make sure we have at least ens suit.,
Feet
Step into the chewer WITHOUT having a towel down
stepping en the towel will put wer feet bacteria en it),
wash feet thoroughly and step out only ente a clean small
towel until dry and put en clean seeks. This prohibits we
from stepping directly ente the greent wer dirty feet were
en. Ya u' ll never have stinky feet this way-
Genitalia
m keep fresh.
Dent shave dawn there - trim the
Wash wer scrotem every day.
Then, put baby powder dawn there,
Fingernails
Trim wer fingernails.
File them.
De net bite them.
Shower
Use seep. Nat chewer gel
er liquid soap er any of
that crazy stuff. Buy a
natural bar of sew. And
use a cloth, maybe use a
back brush tee
Deodorant
Throw out wer we pf
Axe/ Lynx. Buy a nice .
Twp to three light sprays ente
wer skin, net clothes, should
last we the whale day.
Toilet
Drop a piece of twist
paper in the bewy
befire we peep. Your
peeps get
when we flush, Ne
unsightly streaks!
hair. Hair is normal, but it' s okay m
keep it neat.
like
Never pass up en an opportunity to pee.
by Mark Chandler
law
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