Omegle puns. Horrible, horrible puns.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
You: Hey. 19 f USA here. yen?
Stranger: 13 male iraq dent hate
You: wait hate lei
You: as long as you don' t bomb me. It
You: with your dicka
You: oh baby. i bet you' d bring my towers down. It
You: you can shove your plane deep into my pentagon.
You: more like flight united 69 It
Stranger: the hell is whmg with you
You: you' already blown my heart open like an
Afghani elementary school.
Stranger: dam your good but i have to good
You: you blow things up sir.
Your conversational partner has .