We have White People Problems, in America, That' s what we have,
White People Problems. You know what that is? That' s where
you' re We is amazing, so you Just make shit up to be upset about
People in other countries have real problems. Like - "Oh, shit.
They' re tutti]; off all our heads, today" Things like that.
Here, we make shit up to be upset about Like '""' "How some
I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? its bullshit.
I shouldn' t have to do that. Fm American."