A Scotsman clad in kilt, left a bar one
And one could tell, by how he walked
he' d drunk more than his share...
He Stumbled on until he could no longer
keep his feet...
Then staggered off into the grass
to sleep beside the street...
Later on, two young and lovely girls
just happened by...
And one says to the other with a twinkle
in her eye...
See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong
and handsome built?
I wonder if it' s true what
they don' t wear beneath
They creeped up to the sleeping
Scotsman, quite as could be...
J', Then lifted up his kilt, above the
waist, so they could see.
And there behold for them to view
beneath his scottish skirts
was nothing but what God had
graced him with upon his birth...
They marveled for a moment,
then one said "We best be gone."
But let' s leave a present for
our friend, before we move along."
so as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied
Around the bonnie star of the
scot' s kilt, that lifted show...
The Scotsman woke to nature' s call
and stumbled toward the trees...
Behind a bush, he lifts his kilt,
and he gawks at what he sees...
Then in a strated voice he says,
a to what' s before his eyes...
Lad I don' t know where ya
but I see you' won first