What? Your Apple is evolving!
2010, the itampon.
Even a womens (or
Justin Beiber) vagina
needs to be updated with
the latest software
Warning: does not
protect against STD' s
2010, the ipad.
Because I really wanted an extra
A» "u I "e large ipod touch that can' t even fit
lie) "7" ",l in my fucking pocket.
err" V It' s a ipod? It' s a computer? It' s a
2009, the iphone. It' s a
phone. It' s an ipod
Touch. It' s got apps. It
fits in my damn pants.
It' s perfect.
2008, ipod Chromatic.
O A . F Its nice. It' s small. Easy to carry.
AND it comes in many colors. NICE
also; I have no idea who this ginger
kid is. How does this crap get on
Google? Guess the same way this crap
gets on Funnyj unk?
2007, ipod Classic. It' s thick. k
It' s simple. It holds shit loads
of music. You can play fucking ,
gameboy games on it with the I
right hacks. Pretty straight forward
2005, ipod shuffle.
No Pod. No book. No
Mac. No phone. Just... I
And of course. The Apple.