ther the past slit months, your husband has mused duke a In outscore.. We thas
have been forced to ban both ofyou from the store. husband, Mr.
Samson, are Insted below and are documented by surveillance Cameras.
l, June 15: Took 24 boxes and randomly punchem In other people' s owls when they werent .
E.. : Metall the In House wirestory oral Intervals.
3. July T, He made a ball on the floor to the wom. en‘ s restroom.
4. : Wacked up to an employee and told her In an omelet ' Code it In House wares. Seton It right
away‘. Th's caused the employee to leave her assly ned stallon and releave a reprimand from her raisor that
In turn resulted wath a union grievance, causing management's lose two and mung the company money.
5. Aug ust It Wantto the Servile Desk and bled to put a beg of on Layaway.
ti, Auguster: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' slan to a carpeted area.
I August 15: Set up a tenten the told the children shoppers he would Invite them In If
they would brang pillows and blankets from the bedding department's whooh twenty children obliged.
El. Auguster: When a clerk asked Whey eould help hlm he began grelng and screamers' you peoplethat
leave me alone?' were called,
g, September It Looked right Into the securety Tamera and used Itas a mirror walle he lloked hls nose.
IO, September 10: walle handling guns In the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants
11. Dottier 3: taed around the store usly walle loudly humming the ' Impossable‘ the me,
12. ti: In the auto department, he practiced hls 'Madonna look‘ by using defferent shes .
13, ', Hld In a rack and when people browsed through, yelled PICK MEI PICK MEI'
14. : When an overhue loud speaker, he assumed a fetal positron and screamed
OH NO IT' S THOSE MUTE ES AGAINA'
And last, but not least:
15. : Went Into a htting room, shuttle door, welted awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Heyl There' s no
tallet paper In here? One ofthe clerks passed out