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How do I become a unicorn‘?
I already tried gluing hooves to my hands and feet. I also managed to make a horn out
of a toilet roll and PVA glue. However I still don' t think it' s worked.
OMS Zed ct Could i even become a mermaidman?
T hours ago
THANX soo MUCH it really worked.
well I' m off to run wild and free.
Hang on there' s a guy here with a gun. He says he wants to stroke my horn. I' m a
little bit worried though. He' s wearing Elam's' s mum.
T hours ago
Uh Emily. In case you haven' t realised. I' m not serious. You just made yourself look
like a complete fool.
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You fool. Have you summoned the help of the banana masters? Without them you will
not succeed. You must collect a real unicorn horn first, and whilst crushing it with a left
handed hammer, sing Humpy Dummy sat on the wall T times backwards.
The banana chief will then enchant the toilet roll, and you will then become the unicorn
you dream of.
You may also need some hallucinogenic drugs.
Personal experience - have achieved becoming a unicorn several times
Asker' s Rating: * it it it it
Really did the trick.
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