So the pope decides to visit a hospital nearby. When he
roaming the halls visiting the patients he enters a room to
find a man masturbating. Of course the pope is highly
offended when a dieter explains "No holy father he has a
disease where overproduces sperm if he does no
masturebate he will die" The pope understands later after
more visits he enters another room where a patient is
getting a blowjob from a attractive nurse. The pope is
astounded and asks the same dieter the explanation for this.
The dieter replies "Same disease better health plan"
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