Voted Best Joke in Ireland EDGE!
Malcolm , a wee bit inebriated, hoisted his beer and
said, ‘Here' s to spending the rest of me Mel, between the
legs of me wifey'
That wen him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
Later that evening, he went home and told his wife, Mary, "
wen the prize for the Best toast of the night.'
She said, 'Aye, did ye new. And what was your toast?'
Malcolm said, ‘Here' s to spending the rest of me life, sitting
in church beside me wife.'
Oh, that is mmy nice indeed, ' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of ' s drinking
buddies en the street comer.
The man chuckled Jeeringly and said, ' Mal wen the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast abaut you, Mary.'
She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.
You know, he' s only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by
the ears to make him eema.‘