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You: yo JRE AT HOME
Stranger, haha yeah
You: you SEE A STRANGE SHAPE AISH THE WINDOW
You: "ICU REALICE T IS WC BENTLY MASTI) RELATING " THE TUNE CF KANYE WEST' S GOLD DEER
You: HE BEGINS " POUND FASTER AND FASTER AS THE CHORUS co MES IN
You: you TURN AROUND AND MATCH HIS SPEED BLOW BY BLOW
You: "ICU BOTH SMASH YOUR F' ENISES FASTER AND FASTER STARING EACH OTH ER IN THE EYE
You: E. IACS LATE COVERS THE BAY WINDOW AND you FEEL CD NEW.
Stranger: what tthhee....
You: SUDDEN LY you REALICE T IS TSIM CRUISE
You: HE MAKES A VIOLENT LU NEE AND THROUGH THE WIN DOW
You: HE TEARS OFF YOUR ' WJM AND FEEDS T " HIS PET, KATE HOLM ES.
Strange r: hah aha what the fuck ?
Stranger: who even think LOL
You: WHAT WOULD you DO?
Strange r: i would probably Slly something like,
Stranger: , and then kiss him
Stranger", canoe i kinda always been in love with him WI
You: IT' S A GOOD START. co NUENUE.
Stranger: and then i would think that it was a dream WI i would have sex with him and do all we things to shy to do irl
You: you FUCKING WEIRDOS. you WOULD FUCK TOM CRUISE? WHAT IS WRD WITH YOU? JESUS, "ICU MAKE ME SICK TC TALK TO.
Stranger: hahaha HE IS HOT
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