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speeding through an automated radar post in
Pendleton Oregon. A no speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of . the police
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window, nipping open his ticket hook. she said
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troopers ball." he replied "Oregon state
troopers Mn' t have balls." there was a moment
of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his
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