awalk into Gamestop
east: fer a copy of Atelier Totori
sphaghetti slowly drips hem my pockets
sch god not again
fface gets red
Please give me a ceps of Atelier Totori right now."
HI den' t know what that is. What platform is it on?"
to contain my embarrassment
asscheeks held in my shit
spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
reduced to a mumble
have maney please give money please game"
whit breaches through my asscheeks
chrash through the Gamestop employee' s counter
she' s holding en to me fer dear life
aall the while spaghetti is (lowing out of my pockets like fumes
chrash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
duelling "ATELIER TC) PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TET( RRI"
employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
mmy pocket rocket shows signs N stopping
we tilts me backwards
tthe of my shit has reached Memph, we are now propelling upwards
tthe spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
below frolic in the mess falling hem my anus
tthe geforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
sphaghetti and shit blowing through the air en the planet below
miles upwards now
employee has died hem lack of oxygen. his body falls to the surface below and is shredded bythe force of my shit
is almost complete
as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and metall grows, acting as a rudder
ltteer myself acre's the cesmes with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail