People are too soft these days. The
other day I was telling someone a
few " mama ions:
when suddenly I started getting
called an insensitive bastard.
That' s the last time
I visit an orphanage.
My boss asked me to work through
my lunch break today.
I shouted. "You tucking bastard! I
come in at 8. 30 and don' t get
thanks tor it, work till 6 at night
and don' t get thanks tor it. while
lazy bastards like you leave at 2
Just to play golf all tucking after-
Then I emailed him back and said.
Sure boss, no problem"
A Frisbee tor ginger kids.
I' iust added Princess Diana as a
friend on the Xbox.
I don' t think she has any games tor
it though. because she' s always on
What' s the similarity between
immigrants and sperm?
Thousands come but only one will
I was about when my
dad caught me drinking.
I said. "Dad. honest it' s the first
That' s a lie" he replied. "No one
ever gets caught at doing anything
the first time."
so later that night. I went out and
Statistically... 9 out of to people
enjoy gang rape.
News headline: 'Woman dies from
lack of iron'
Maybe next time I tell one to do the
ironing. she' ll tucking listen.'
My girlfriend' s a pornstar.
Boy will she be pissed when she
I was raping a woman last night an she
screamed "MY. THINK OF MY