If a girl surprises a guy with a kiss,
She' s cute and trying to be romantic.
If a guy surprises a girl with amiss,
He' s a SHAMELESS BASTARD.
When on girl enters the male toilet,
It' s an HONEST MISTAKE.
when a guy enters the female toilet,
He' s DEFINITELY A PERVERT!
Girls asking for help to carey stuff:
n SHOULD help, ‘cause you' re a girl o''
Guys asking for help to carry stuff:
Quit being such a pussy, you f' hing asshole!
Man up and carry your own Ning shit!"
Girl looks at your penis:
Mamm, I think she' s trying to seduce me.
l’ MMA GET LAID TONIGHT '
Guy accidentally looks at girl’ s boobs..
DAFUR?! VOU FKIN, FILTHY PERVERT!
FAMA SKIN YOU ALIVE FOR STARING
Girl asks t split the bill:
She' s a wonderful, sophisticated and
independent modem female."
to split the b "
Guy asks to split the bill:
He' s an ASSHOLE and there' s definitely
NO SECOND DATE."
Girl grabs guys crotch/ balls:
Guy says,“ Officer, I want to sue this woman
for sexually harassing me."
Girl at innocent.
Officer sows, "Oh come on! What kind of
dickhead are you who' d come this far to
frame a woman for grabbing your balls?
Guy touches one of girl' s boobs.
Girl says crying/ Officer 'sniff' 'sniff' he.. he..
Guy is arrested for sexual harrassment and
is forever on SEX OFFENDER.
Guy bps looking at her hip.
The Dangers of
Girl calls him a disgusting pervert.
She' s AWESOME! BE MI !"
Men He has no life."
SUCKS TO BE VOU, GUYS!