Top 100 Funniest One Liners
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn' t
work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for
Do not argue with an idiot. He will ck -
down to his level and beat you with
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, lill "d
grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling I e
the passengers in his car.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question.
Yes" is the answer.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it' s
still on the list.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But
men can fake a whole relationship.
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with ' he' d both be wrong.
Going to church doesn' t make you a Christian
any more than standing in a garage makes you
We never really grow up, we only
learn how to act in public.
Men have two emotions: Hungry
and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
War does not determine who is right - only
who is left.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their
life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you
spend the next 16 years telling them to sit
down and shuttup.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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