The Bro Code Comp.
If a bro buys new car, he is required to
pop the heed when showing it off his
A bro shall not kill another bro er a bre' s
chance to score with a chick.
There is law that prohibits a weman
from being a bro.
A real bro doesn' t laugh when a guy gets
hit in the groin.
No sex with your bre' s ex.
A bro is required to out with his bros
on St. Patty' s day and other official bro
holidays, including Halloween, New
Year' s Eve, and Desperation Day
Bros don' t cuddle.
If a Bro is in the bathroom and runs out of
toilet paper, another bro may ten him a
new roll, but at no point may their hands
touch er the deer epin mere than 30
Bros before he' s.
Bros do mat share dessert.
When three Bros must share the backseat,
it is unacceptable for any Bro to put his
arm around another Bro to increase space.
Likewise, it is unacceptable for two Bros to
share a motercycle, unless said motorcyle
is equipped with a sidecar. . . a
Neil Patrick Harris
approves this ceep.
I' m glad you all enjoyed the first bro
code ceep. I plan en going through
the whale bro cede for all of yeu.