I' heard having sex with a dolphin (male human, female dolphin) is amazing. Supposedly the dolphin vagina has lots of muscles in it that contract in different areas to increase the pleasure. Ne had sex with lots of girls (read: one)
but, my greatest fantasy is to have it with a dolphin.
I lay awake at night dreaming about the powerful dolphin muscles that await me in the deep of the ocean. My favorite dream involved me being in the Tournament in Harry Potter. During the second contest, the one wherein
everyone goes underwater to find something, I find that none of my friends or classmates were kidnapped. Instead, tied up at the bottom of the lake is a dolphin. Eager, willing, and waiting for me. I end up losing the competition
because instead of rescuing my dolphin, we just engage in dirty, nasty, dolphin sex.
Needless to say, I' m no longer allowed at the Baltimore Aquarium.
Afew days ago, someone posted a bestiality thread, and some anons were buyingthat dolphin pussy was awesome. Well it bugged me firdays, and needless to say I have some access to a dolphin breeding
program- So last night I took the plunge, it was amazingest first. Then that dolphin bitch latched onto my dick and wouldn' t let go. It hurt like a motherfucker, and in my struggle to get away, I tore my glans off. MY.
FUCKING. GLANS. the head of my penis was torn off.
lam currently in my hospital bed,
I hate you mi’- Why the fuck did I listen to your advice?