So, you want; to raise brilliant;,
respectful kids but; find it; hard to
do so in a society where children
think rebelling against; their parents
Step 2: Raise: it around
lots of bad influences
Step 4: Cace child is 8, start
giving him drugs and alcohol
and make: him high
with you C., mnr Derp
Child will rebel
against your expectations
I do say, mother and father,
your? ways are rather barbaric
and . I will now go
to school and study mechanical
physics, medicine and
and get: a PhD in
ketch of those fields in hopes
at: one day, when I grow to
each adulthood, I will not: end
up like the idiotic delinquents
that I see before me.
Problem,
Step 1: Have baby
Step 3: Constantly have sex
with spouse wherever child
can see
Miramar..
Step S: Keep doing this
well into his adolescence
Youve such a
fucking faggot,
son.. going to
school and shit.
high
Heh, I bet
Derp ' s
still a
virgin...
Congratulations, you now
have: a successful child
...
