A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will
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The Princess said, "NO H!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and banged skinny big titted broads and hunted
and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half
his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Megan and
never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and banged
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate Spam and
potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts
and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his
friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had
tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.