How To Start a Fight
One year, I decided to buy my mothers
inflow a cemetery plot as a Christmas
The next year I didn' t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
Well, you still haven' t used the gift I
bought you last: year!"
And that' s how the fight sta raed....
My wife and I were watching Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want
to have sex?
She said no.
So I looked to her again and said "Is
that your final answer?"
Not even looking at me, she said "Yes."
So I said, "then I' d like to phone a
And that' s when the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant,
The waiter for some reason, took
my order first.
I' ll have the rump steak, rare,
He said, "Aren' t you worried about
the mad cow?"
Nah, she can order for herself."
And that‘ s when the fight started...
when the fight started,,,
Whether you liked them or not,
have a nice day ,