Marvelous! My sister and I
shall show these ruffians what
for! Tally ho!
Playing BFA when my sister Logs
Derpette is online*
wall stick me in
a dress and oall
me sally! Hey
there son! I
would love to
help you on
whatever the hel
it is you were
talking about.
Hay sis! I am glad you are
on, I need help with this
conquest map I' m on.
Thats Lt. Colonel
Dad to you,
Well son, you
play video
games. I play
with vaginas
ton? and tits. Your
mother is
gone thus my
console" is
unavailable.
But, you don' t play video
games. What the hell is going
Uhh, alright. Well this is
battlefield 3. It' s an FPS and
is pretty fast peoe, but I' ll
oover you as best as I oan.
So now with
this free time I
get to see what
the hype is
with this Eben
thing and I get
to spend time
with my son. A
twofer indeed.
Righto then! This
sure does look
pretty nice.
Come in son, over.
Troll Dad:
Orders just ohme down from
HQ. You are to resign due
to your poor : .
Turn in your
dog tags and
your balls to *derpette is offline*
resource
logistics... I
have to go
recieve the
medal of honor
and fuck your
mother.
...
