Russian Joke (Not 140% D:)
So, China scientists invented a clock, that when it
hears' cursing it moves 1 minute further.
First, they placed it in an English bar. The clock
was 5 minutes further.
Second, they placed it in a Sweden bar. The clock
was 7 minutes further.
Third, they placed it in a Russian bar. The clock
Where is the clock that we placed?" asked the
Oh, that was a clock? We thought, why would we
need a fan in winter..." said the Barkeeper.