Spent 2 1' rm' rtlb, lovingly baking 'it) pat
raist._. bit inta it and it tasted like crap.
I realized I had just mapped 'it) raw
patata inta 'it) randam pat and stared at
it an the counter far 2 (lrm' rml. That high.
Was looking for munchies but couldn' t
find any in my house so I walked to
KFC. After walking for an hour I
somehow ended back up at my house
without any KFC. That high.
While taking 'it) bath, I decided ta see if
I cauld breathe with my butt, iso] I
stuck my head underwater and paged
my ass up. I nearly drained. That
I had a long and meaningful
conversation on the phone with my
girlfriend about this year' s Republican
candidates. I later realized that I
hadn' t been holding a phone the whole
time, and also don' t have a girlfriend.
I massively hurt my eyelids by peeling
hem back as far as I cauld, trying ta
my eyes. That high.
My mom walked in the door and I
immediately said "what weed?" before
she even asked anything. That high.
I crawled around my hause far several
I aars and grabbed randam stuff aff 'NI
I y shelves, leaping it warld increase
I y sneak skill. That and addicted
I ran out of weed, so I ran outside,
grabbed randam leaves off of the
ground, came back inside, and tried to
smoke them. I honest to god could not
tell the difference. That high.
Sameone called my cell phana._. asking
if I was alright because I hadn' t been
answering their calls. I said, "FUCK
as my mam. That high.
I suddenly felt like masturbating, so I
grabbed a banana and tried to stick it
in my vagina until I remembered I' m
not a girl. That high.