Me, babysitting the neighbor' s five year old.
Hey, Derpette, can T shew ycu a magic trick?
Little Derp leaves, and comes back with the cat,
a cucumber, rope and a gallon of milk.
He then ties his legs tegether,
his knees resting en the cat.
Then, he straddles the cat.
reaches fer the cucumber, and...
Then he pours the whale gallon of milk catc
the new purring cat.
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