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Beer is living proof loves us
and wants us to be happy.
E - Benjamin Franklin
A recent police study found that you' re
much more likely to get shot by a fat cop
if you run.
I' m so goddamn horny the
crack of dawn better watch
itself around me.
I slept with some nerd. I hope it was George.
I took too many drugs to remember...
on how she got the part in Star Wars
first the doctor told me the good
news: I was going to have a
disease named after me...
I have often wanted to drown
my troubles. but I can' t get my
wife to go swimming.
American Beer is a lot like
making love on a canoe -
fucking close to water.
Each night I he awake and
stare up at the stars and
wonder... what the hell
happened to my ceiling.
A couple nights
lloll@ Wli, off my -
penis. And I thought. my God
Blitt turning into my mother!"
7 Sarah Silverware — — 7
I don' t believe in reincarnation,
and I didn' t believe in it when
I was a hamster.
don' t want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve it through not