This is so good, enjoy! (its all about attitude!)
Excerpts from Dog' s Diary .... ..
am - Dog food! M favourite thing!
9: 30 am - A car ride) y favourite thing! I
9: 40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10: 30 am " art rubbed and prarie M favourite thing!
pm w Lunch! My favourite thing
pm - Played in the yard! My. favourite thing!
3: 00 pm - l/ my tail! My favourite thing!
5: 00 pm - Mil ones. My favourite thing!
6: 00 pm - Oaoh, Bath. Bummer.
TOO pm - Got to lay ball! M favourite thi I
pm - Wow! atched with the people My
11: 90 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
Excerpts from no Cat' s Daily Diary. ..
Bay 983 of my captivity.
thy captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry
nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
m ions perfect clear, I nevertheless must eat
something in or er to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me gal is m dream of
esca . In an attempt to disgust t em, once again
vomi on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
head as body at their feet. I had hoped this would
strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they
merely made condescended comments about what a
good little hunter" I am. tards.
There was some sort of assembly of their
accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary
confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the
food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
the power. of "allergies." must learn what this
means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to
assassinate one of my. t_ dementors by weaving around
his feet as he was walking. I must try this again
tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am _convinced_ that the other prisoners here are
flunkies and snatches. The dog receives special
Privileges. He is regularly released 7 and seems to
more than willing to return. He is obviously
The bird has gotto be an informant. I observe him
communicating with the guards regularly. I am
certain that he reports my ever move. My captors
have arranged protective custo y for him in an
elevated cell, so he is safe. For .....,