Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he eould tell if his
is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Delt-
Yourself., Virginity Test Kit.., a smell can of red paint, a smell can of blue
paint and e shovel.."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed en your wedding night,, you paint
ene of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That' s the strangest
pair of balls I ever did see. .3‘, you hit her with the shovel,'