I JUST FEEL SO IRRELEPHANT
REALIZA TI ON
Your w st has more handholds than an amateur
rodeo bing wall, it' s time to Win a gym.
Head down to your local gym, successfully
dodge the trainer' s Taiwanese Yoga Boxing
Class invitation, and then HIT THE WEIGHTS.
You get up early every morning this week and
ACTUALLY WORK OUT. Sure it hurts a little,
but you figure that just means it' s working.
Oh God, what did you do? The only parts of
your body that aren' t sore are the ones you
just straight up can' t feel any more,
After a few weeks off from the gym, you get
your first bill and realize you are DEFINITELY
not getting your money’ s worth.
Start making excuses for why you cant work
out today. Valid excuses include "having too
much work to do," "going drinking with friends,"
or “literally any other commitment you can think of."
How awesome being lazy is. Call and
cancel your membership immediately.
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