Many people ere at e loss for e response when someone says "you don' t know
Jack Schitt"_ Now, you can handle the situation.
Jew is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married Ch Schitt, the owner of Schitt, inc.
in turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt end the deeply religious couple produced
E children: Halie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulle Schitt,
Give Schitt end Bull Schitt, e high school dropout. After being married for 15
years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She wes
known as Noe .
Dip Schitt merried Lode Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulle Schitt end Give Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony-
The children ere Dew, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal
son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa
Now, when someone say' s you don' t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.